So, I was inspired by Little Miss Momma (her blog is so great, by the way) to post a little something about me. It was actually a lot harder than I thought. I had to sit and think about ME, instead of my baby, the chores I need to get done, or the ten thousand other thoughts I have running around in my head at one time.
Here it is, folks. Me, in a little nutshell.
I'm WEIRD because...
I don't eat the outside of my food..no pizza crusts, no bread crusts, and no, not even the outside of a cookie.
I eat cereal any time of the day.
I can NOT sleep with sockies on my feet (ha..sockies is what I say now since I had a baby!)
I have hyper anxiety about some crazy murderer breaking into my house EVERY night.
I never make my bed unless company is coming over.
I am not a hugger. Unless provoked :)
I always feel bad for the sad little Christmas trees that never get chosen.
I do calf raises in my shower to get a little exercise in.
I have to have one leg out of my bed and one leg under the covers to fall asleep.
I have OCD about almost everything I do in life (I re-typed that sentence six times).
I love the Kardashians.
I have to turn a light on before I go into any room.
I have to have all my clothes in my closet be color coordinated.
I have a perma-no teeth smile when I watch TV.
I'm a BAD FRIEND because...
Sometimes I forget to call people back.
I forget birthdays.
I will forget what we talked about the last time because I just forget.
(sorry friends, but I forget a LOT)
If I'm too tired, I will usually bail on hanging out.
I'm a GOOD FRIEND because...
If you are my friend, I love you no matter what.
I try my hardest to be there if you need me. Whenever. Wherever.
I truly love seeing my friends succeed and be happy.
I will tell it like it is. No sugarcoating for me.
I love their kids like they are my own kids.
I'm SAD because...
My baby boy is growing up too fast.
My Mom might not be here as long as I want her to be (which is forever).
My goals aren't getting accomplished as fast as I had hoped for.
Some of my friends are struggling more than I know how to help them.
My house will never be as clean as I want it to be.
My wrinkles on my neck just keep getting deeper & deeper.
My little bro is gone for two years and I miss him TONS.
I'm HAPPY because...
I am truly lucky.
I had a chocolate macaroon for breakfast and I don't feel one ounce of guilt about it.
I get to wake up every morning and see my baby's face smiling back at me.
My husband loves me. To no end.
I got a screaming deal at J.Crew.com and can't wait to open that package!
I'm finally content with the stretch marks I got from pregnancy. Those babies aren't going anywhere!
I have an amazing family and family-in-law who love our Baby just as much as we do.
I can sketch & paint any time I feel like it.
I actually MADE four things I pinned on Pinterest.
I am EXCITED because...
Christmas is coming! And our tree is already up! Go me!
My little baby is getting a "human" laugh.
I get to workout today!
I have ripe avocados just waiting for me to eat them.
I made a necklace that I am in love with!
Next year is going to be just as awesome as this one has been!
So there you have it! I hope you enjoyed it. I would love you to link your blog up if you write a post about this. Or leave a comment with a "I'm BLANK because"... I love hearing about your weirdness too!
Happy BLANKing!
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