Things I Saw At Walmart

This is what I saw yesterday in ONE shopping trip to Walmart. A little Friday enjoyment for you. :) 

• A man with his cart in the middle of the aisle. If the aisle is vertical, his was horizontal. Blocking the whole entire aisle. He was picking out Taco Sauce (an important reason). 
• A small toddler taking off his diaper and proudly announcing, "I have a weinee Mama!" (while his mother ignored him and continued to look for the right kind of Oreos (also important). 
• A very large woman on a riding scooter with FOUR of her dogs riding in the basket..and one on her lap.
• A tiny little MAN riding in a shopping cart with an extremely tall woman pushing the cart. 
• A woman putting her newborn baby in one of the "display car seats," strapping him in, and rocking him back and forth while talking on her cell phone (whatever works I guess).
• Two teenagers slyly trying to put bottles of beer down their pants (I walked away before I saw if they got caught :)
• A redheaded girl picking out a box of pizza, only to knock the entire refrigerator case of pizza on top of her (NO it was NOT me! Ok..maybe it was).

Oh Walmart, how I so adore my shopping trips to your store. I am always guaranteed a good laugh (and sometimes a good cringe).

Speaking of a good laugh (ha)...my little guy is clapping (stop the presses!) and I just had to share with you! I've been trying to teach him to clap for like a month and yesterday, he just GOT IT! Love him!

{Oh and excuse my crazy cheesy voice in the vid, but hey, I gotta do it!}

Have a beautiful weekend loves!

Jenna, The Wife

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